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>lala

>of delhi .. now thats one hell of an intersting breed ... dont know what it is but 90% of them are almost the same ... huge heavyweights .. some even filty rich (driving mercs and all) .. heavy diamond studded ring ... a latest phone model in each hand.. ordering evry employee of there without missing there favourite gaalis .. and each one has one common answer if while talking there is a mention abt thier son ... everyone says ... "saala yeh to nikaama hai .. pata nahin kya hoga iska (one of the fav gaalis )... "

and then they need a dinchaak (mast.. ) "international" site /presntation for their company !!!

>some strange laws :))

>First Law for Wives:

If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

Paradox of the Corporation:

The less important you are to the corporation,the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

The Salary Axiom:

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Law of Insurance:

Your Insurance covers you for everything except for just what hits you.

First Law of Living:

As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

The Grocery Bag Law:

The candy bar you planned to eat on your way home from shopping the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

The Law of Employment:

When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed.When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

have read this before on some blog .. but i got this in my mail today :)

>would u :)

>You have this friend since elementary and after college; then both of you lost contact with each other. But she is someone really special to you, and you are someone very special to her too.

Five years later you receive a phone call from her. "Hi, I'll visit you" she says. "Hi, Leah, when?" you ask her. "Just wait for me" she replies. It seems weird but you prepare for her coming anyway.

One rainy night you hear a knock on the door. And you're surprised to see that it's your friend Leah. Losing touch for five years is so long and you start talking about everything. The both of you even go to your room upstairs. Suddenly there is a power outage, but the two of you continue talking by candle-light.

Then the phone rings. "I'll just get the phone downstairs," you say. "No, don't get it, we're in the middle of our talk," she says. "It might be important," you say. "Okay if you say so, but *promise me you'll be back*," she says. You promise her a million times that you'll be back.

Then you run downstairs to answer the phone. "Hello," you say. "Hello," says the person on the line. "Yeah?" you say, wondering who it is. "I'm calling on behalf of Leah's family. They had an accident and her parents are in the hospital right now," he says. "How are they?" you ask. He continues, "They are injured but stable. But I'm sorry to say that Leah died. We found your name and phone number in Leah's purse..." his voice trails off as you look up at the long stairs.

WOULD YOU GO BACK AS YOU HAVE PROMISED ???

.. picked up this from http://hardik.rediffblogs.com/

>wow

>i posted a small line a few days back ... "Life is 10 percent of what happens to you,and 90 percent of how you respond to it" ... arjun posted this after reading it ...

Up Fly Focus Soar Drive Fast Quick Charge Dig Sense Live Dance Hard Push Chase Start Jump Encourage Love Listen Accept Hug Shoot Straight Fight Challenge See Understand Suggest Argue Assimilate Decide Conclude Plan Act Deploy Maintain Connect Reply Respond Reciprocate Run Sweat Try Again Extend Smile Laugh Appreciate Fix Attend Sing Aloud Feel Search Call Meet Learn Enjoy Move Ahead Open Imagine Deep Fantasize Reach High Higher Survey Think Life Give Donate

... wow .. just wow .. thanks dude .. thanks a lot .. i posted a line ( which some people think is just a quote) .. u gave that line a life.. :)

>again :)

>yup .. Schumacher won ... again : ) )

today was a good sunday again .. wake up .. wayyy late ... eat parathe :D .. played cricket with mamaji and his 10 year old son in the "afternoon" :)) ... eat very very tasty samosas and then see a full race .. this was the first full race i saw this year .. and yes ferrrai is DOMINATING ...

have some suggestions for the people who say that f1 is boring now .. (1) .. situation one .. shumacher is on pole .-> if he clears the first corner at top ... they should declare him the winner & call him back to the pits .. so that the other can race and dont feel bad that they are so slow .. :)) ... just like today .. schumacher was 9 secs ahead after 4 laps ...ok ok .. he was on a ligher fuel load .. but the end result is the same he won:) ... even barrichello who started 5th ended 2nd ...u can see that how good ferrai is :)

(2) .. situation 2 .. schumacher is not on pole ... then they should wait for the first pit stop .. if schumacher comes out on the top after all the cars have done there pits .. they should declare him the winner and call him back so that the others can finish :))

there one good way to make f1 intersting for the people who say its boring now beacuseof ferrari's dominance

P.S.-this is how a news report started "World champion Michael Schumacher restored Formula One to normal order when he won the European Grand Prix at a canter as Ferrari claimed their fourth one-two of the season."

>somebody said 18 :)

>see what i'm listening to now :)

Never say no - try anything twice

Til the angels come - and ask me to fly

Gonna be 18 til i die - 18 til i die

Can't live forever - that's wishful thinkin'

Who ever said that - must of bin' drinkin'

Don't wanna grow up - i don't see why

I couldn't care less if time flies by

Don't worry 'bout the future

Forget about the past

Gonna have a ball - ya we're gonna have a blast

Gonna make it last

>Toddler’s Laws

>1. If it is on the floor, it's mine.

2. If I can knock it onto the floor it becomes mine.

3. If it moves it is mine.

4. If I can make it move it is mine.

5. Even if you take it from me, it is still mine.

6. If it is mine, it must never appear to be yours.

7. Your pen becomes mine when you put it down.

8. If I found it it is mine.

9. That chair is mine - even if you are sitting on it.

10. a If I want it, it will become mine.

b...unless you give it to me, in which case I don't want it

c...until you don't want me to have it anymore.

11. If you bought it for me, it is not mine and I will ignore it.