>think over these ;-)
>God is real, unless declared integer
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else..
Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.
Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
