>big biggg dream
>found this cute little thing in my old mails :D
--------------
Aise Apni Wife Ho
Aisi apni Wife ho
5'4" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiski bright ho,
Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thori see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed me sab kahe side ho,side ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uskilife ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho"
Aise apni Wife ho.
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001percent bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
to kya hasin life ho,
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi,
bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,
aisi apni wife ho
---------------
uffff ;-)
>before you …
>Today before you think of saying an unkind word
Think of someone who can't speak
Before you complain about the taste of your food
Think of someone who has nothing to eat
Today before you complain about life
Think of someone who went too early to heaven
Before whining about the distance you drive
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet
And when you are tired and complain about your job
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down
Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around
>Until it sleeps
>Where do I take this pain of mine
I run but it stays right by my side
Just like the curse, just like the stray
You feed it once and now it stays
Now it stays
So tear me open but beware
There's things inside without a care
And the dirt still stains me
So wash me until I'm clean
So tear me open and pour me out
There's things inside that scream and shout
And the pain still hates me
So hold me until it sleeps
>questions/answers
>Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam (grinning) : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there,do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That's why I say she's no good!