>questions/answers
>Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam (grinning) : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there,do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That's why I say she's no good!
