>Linkey Time
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trying this format .. cos cos there are tooo many links!! :)
>Definitions of marriage !!…
>MARRIAGE, n.
[1] the dawn of romance and the commencement of history;
[2] a word that should be pronounced as "mirage";
[3] an event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;
[4] a very good way to promote civilization - if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher {Socrates};
[5] a process much like a cafeteria - you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best - and pay later;
[6] an event which is called "tying the knot" - unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;
[7] a word which always means commitment - but so does insanity;
[8] a ceremony favored in England - it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;
[9] something that changes the demeanor of a driver - there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on the wheel;
[10] the only permanent cure for love;
more.... soon
>Everything’s Not Lost
>When I counted up my demons
Saw there was one for every day
With the good ones on my shoulders
I drove the other ones away
When you thought that it was over
You could feel it all around
And everybody's out to get you
Don't you let it drag you down
'Cos if you ever feel neglected
And if you think that all is lost
I'll be counting up my demons, yeah
Hoping everything's not lost
>not everyone is a techie !!
>and they dont need to be !!
take the case of my mom .. a govt emplyoee .. who is used to getting her salary in a brown packet every last working day of the month .. is now wondering what the hell is she going to do with that small card that the bank has given her now !! :))
yeah .. she really doesnt want to do much with that card .. infact when i asked her if she had changed the her PIN .. she gave me the CARD and and the letter in which the PIN came and told me to go and change it !!
she is a bit fascinated .. but not all that excited .. and she tell me stories about people who are so worried about what all can happen ! .. like if they "sombody watches thier pin from behind" .. or "if the card gets stuck in the machine !!"
it is amusing to a guy like me .. and some people wonder how can people like my mom live in this age !! .. well they do .. and at time much better then all those "in-sync" people !! ..
>Linkey Time
>Maths Of Flying
Memory Size increasing everyday !
Mobile Phones Kill !
You want Microsoft Validation ?
Email Market Share
yeah yeah .. its still too low .. but i'm just starting on this .. ;-)
>tough being a guy !
>If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
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Totally "tapeofied" from this page , who basically got inspired from this excellent page about self reference !