>famous people great words ! :))
>As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... -- Sir Norman Wisdom
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. --
Phyllis Diller
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -- Erica Jong
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. -- Joey Adams
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman
Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields
>pathetically boring hard disk !
>yups .. thats what it like at office right now ! . and thats what i want to call the disk on the comp ...
and more not cos of the content .. but the mood .. i just dont know why .. but dont know what music i want to listen to right now !
yeah !! that the only thing .. the reason my hdd is bad is cos i dont know what music i want to listen to right now ! .. there are so many songs .. songs that i have loved all these years .. but today its just that i just dont seem to like anything that is on the list .. !! .. and thats tooo strange ! .. cos i need some good music to work/concentrate !! ..
or ...
maybe i'm just in no mood to work today ;-)
>fact file ! :)
>111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.