>You Know Google Crossed a Limit When…
>... your doctor tells you that according to Google, you should be alright.
... the horror flick displays life insurance advertisements whenever the slasher shows up.
... you’re being dumped because of something you said in your blog 8 years ago.
... your colleague asks why they’re not invited to the barbecue he’s seeing on your garden’s real time satellite imagery.
... you’re searching for yourself to discover new stuff.
... Google’s book search scanned your diary.
... Google’s Blogger service starts announcing uptimes, not downtimes.
... Google understands you better than your spouse.
... Google’s online word processor introduces a talking paper clip.
... a Google ad is actually relevant.
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>chain mail …
>i dont like them .. but this one .. i couldnt resist !!
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Dear F###er
You are my f###ing friend,
And I hope you know that's f###ing true.
No matter what the f### happens,
I will stand the f### by you.
I will f###ing be there for you,
Whenever the f### you need me.
To lend you a f###in hand,
To do a f###in good deed.
So just f###in call on me,
Whenever the f### you need anything.
F###... I will always be there,
Even to the bitter f###in end.
Forward this promise to all your f###in friends to show your
f###in friendship and watch who sends it the f### back to you...
F### it if they don't!
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