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>George Carlin

>George carlin died today. I have posted abt him earlier also. Here are more quotes from him

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ..

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things (kinda controversial here, some say it is said by him. some say he did now. you decide)

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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RIP George Carlin.