Women … By Seinfeld
I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I admit, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it.
Women, they're so subtle. Their little...Everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle. We are obvious.
Women know what men want,men know what men want.
What do we want?
We want women. That's it. It's the only thing we know for sure. It really is.
We want women.How do we get them?
We don't know about that.We don't know. The next step after that,we have no idea.
This is why you see men honking car horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car horn honk.
Is that the beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car.
The woman walks by the front of the car. He honks the...This man is out of ideas. How does the...? I don't think she likes me.
The amazing thing is that we still get women, don't we? I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women? Many people wonder.
Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man...okay, we have a lot of areas to cover...but someone from our staff is on the scene.
That's why men get frustrated when we see women reading articles like "Where to Meet Men."
We're here. We are everywhere.
We're honking our horns to serve you better.
-Seinfeld
some quotes i liked
it's not who you are underneath ... it's what you do that defines you
when you have a problem, if you tell the truth your problem becomes part of your past, if you lie it becomes a part of your future
worry is a rocking chair that will never take you anywhere
it's only darkest before the dawn
remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
you can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
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