>women are like :D

>ha ha … i didnt post this before cos i was thinking that this would be a bit too much …. well now after reading somethign on men , i thought why not !!… so here it goes …

Women Are Like…

Women are like blue jeans,

They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Women are like computers,

a better model always comes along once you’ve already got one.

Women are like country western songs,

They’re annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them

you’ll get depressed and drink a lot.

Women are like fax machines,

Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

Women are like horses,

Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

Women are like parking meters,

If you don’t feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

Women are like parking places,

The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

Women are like refrigerators,

They’re always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

Women are like the stock market,

They’re irrational and can bankrupt you if you’re not careful.


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