>somebody forwarded this to me today … have read this abt 2 yeas back.. but still makes me smile 😉
Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left
and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against thesteering wheel I knocked my cell phone away from my ear and it fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!
Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!!