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>the bug is in a talkitive mood .. “as usual” .. and today she’s in “teaching good things to the world” mood … yes its a very nice post .. read it at wonderbug (link on the right)…

1 thing that was really very clear in that post “shit happens ” 🙂

i had some very intersting things abt this “shit happens” business …. so here it goes ..

  • Taoism: Shit happens.
  • Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
  • Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
  • Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
  • Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
  • Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
  • Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  • Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
  • Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
  • Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
  • Episcopalian: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
  • Methodist: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
  • Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
  • Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
  • Lutheran: If shit happens, don’t talk about it.
  • Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
  • Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.
  • Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
  • Creationism: God made all shit.
  • Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
  • Christian Science: Shit happening is all in your mind.
  • Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
  • Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
  • Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
  • Darwinism: This shit was once food.
  • Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
  • Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.
  • Feminism: Men are shit.
  • Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…
  • Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
  • Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
  • Idolism: Let’s bronze this shit.
  • Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.
  • Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
  • Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
  • Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
  • Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
  • Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
  • Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
  • Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
  • Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!
  • Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
  • Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
  • Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
  • Atheism: What shit?
  • Nihilism: No shit.
  • And of course we must add… Alcoholics Anonymous:   Shit happens-one day at a time!
  • ENJOY !!!

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