>now for some “more serious” quotes
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. :o)
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.