>First Law for Wives:
If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
Paradox of the Corporation:
The less important you are to the corporation,the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
The Salary Axiom:
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Law of Insurance:
Your Insurance covers you for everything except for just what hits you.
First Law of Living:
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.
The Grocery Bag Law:
The candy bar you planned to eat on your way home from shopping the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
The Law of Employment:
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed.When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
have read this before on some blog .. but i got this in my mail today 🙂