>nice way to end the day 😀
Stupid questions… Smart answers…
He : May I hold your hand???
She: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
She: Say you love me! Say you love me!
He : You love me…
She: If we become engaged will you give me a ring???
He : Sure, what’s your phone number???
She: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
He : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple
She: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
He : Don’t you ever want to improve???
He : I love you and I could die for you!
She: How soon???
He : I would go to the end of the world for you!
She: Yes, but would you stay there???
He : You remind me of the sea.
She: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting???
He : NO, because you make me sick.
She: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
He : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
She: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think???
He : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly. :))