>he … she…

>nice way to end the day 😀

Stupid questions… Smart answers…

He : May I hold your hand???

She: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

She: Say you love me! Say you love me!

He : You love me…

She: If we become engaged will you give me a ring???

He : Sure, what’s your phone number???

She: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

He : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

She: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

He : Don’t you ever want to improve???

He : I love you and I could die for you!

She: How soon???

He : I would go to the end of the world for you!

She: Yes, but would you stay there???

He : You remind me of the sea.

She: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting???

He : NO, because you make me sick.

She: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

He : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

She: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think???

He : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly. :))

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